THIS REMINDS US OF THAT AGE OLD ADAGE, PERHAPS YOU KNOW IT TOO:
"HEALTH IS IN THE VEINS OF THE INGESTER."
'T BRINGS A TEAR TO OUR EYE, AND A LUMP TO OUR THROAT, UNLESS THAT'S THE SENSATION OF US CHOKING ON BACON LOVED TOO MUCH TO CHEW. AH BUT WE DIGRESS. THIS GRAPH WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT PUT TOGETHER FROM A BACON-CENTRIC VIEWPOINT, WHICH WE CANNOT HELP BUT SIZZLE AND SEETHE AT. WE PREFER TO READ SCIENCE CONCOCTED BY SOMEONE OF A MORE AMICABLE DISPOSITION, WE FIND IT TO BE MUCH MORE ACCURATE. IF YOU LOVE BACON, AS YOU DO AND SHOULD, GOOD HEALTH TO YOU WILL MEAN ARTERIES THAT KNOW BETTER THAN TO WHIP AND SPLASH BLOOD QUICKLY FROM PLACE TO PLACE, INSTEAD ALLOWING IT TO FLOW ALONG AT A LEISURELY AND NEAR-CONGEALED PACE. SO PLEASE STOP WORRYING AND GO EAT A WELL-BALANCED BREAKFAST. WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU, FAITHFUL DISCIPLE.
THIS REMINDS US OF THAT AGE OLD ADAGE, PERHAPS YOU KNOW IT TOO:
"HEALTH IS IN THE VEINS OF THE INGESTER."
'T BRINGS A TEAR TO OUR EYE, AND A LUMP TO OUR THROAT, UNLESS THAT'S THE SENSATION OF US CHOKING ON BACON LOVED TOO MUCH TO CHEW. AH BUT WE DIGRESS. THIS GRAPH WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT PUT TOGETHER FROM A BACON-CENTRIC VIEWPOINT, WHICH WE CANNOT HELP BUT SIZZLE AND SEETHE AT. WE PREFER TO READ SCIENCE CONCOCTED BY SOMEONE OF A MORE AMICABLE DISPOSITION, WE FIND IT TO BE MUCH MORE ACCURATE. IF YOU LOVE BACON, AS YOU DO AND SHOULD, GOOD HEALTH TO YOU WILL MEAN ARTERIES THAT KNOW BETTER THAN TO WHIP AND SPLASH BLOOD QUICKLY FROM PLACE TO PLACE, INSTEAD ALLOWING IT TO FLOW ALONG AT A LEISURELY AND NEAR-CONGEALED PACE. SO PLEASE STOP WORRYING AND GO EAT A WELL-BALANCED BREAKFAST. WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU, FAITHFUL DISCIPLE.