That's what she said!
Time: 3:00p.m.
Setting: living room, Sunday afternoon. Everyone has finally crawled out of bed to cure their hangovers with a Chinese food extravaganza.
Characters: Megan, Erin, the Irishman, and Jake.
The Irishman eats his dumpling, when all of the sudden, the perfect little greasy meatball jumps right out of its doughy cocoon and into a puddle of dumpling juice.
Me: Aww, baby! You lost your meat!
Erin: BWAHAHAHAHA
The Irishman and Jake remain completely oblivious.
That's precisely how that happened, homes.
Meat.
bwahahahaha.