Notes on a bachelorette party

This past Saturday we celebrated the end of my baby sister's bachelorette days.

There were raunchy gifts

Fierce Top Model poses

A drag queen or three

Some butt grabbin'

Drunken conversation & subsequent dancing with a middle-aged stranger

A spilled drink in a bridesmaid's purse

Improvisational pole dancing on the way back to the train

And, finally, a hangover.

Happy last night of freedom, sis. I love you enough to shove Advil down your throat and rub chapstick on your drunk-ass lips. You're welcome.

1 Response on "Notes on a bachelorette party"

  1. Meredith says:

    I both love you and hate you for posting these pictures. But mostly I love you.

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