That's What She Said

The Scene: Megan is making a strawberry pie in our hellishly warm kitchen. I am supervising with a whiskey sour. Megan has used some foreign kitchen instrument to bludgeon some sticks of butter into submission. She holds them up for my inspection.

Megan: Is this what you thought it would look like after I beat it?
Me: ......... That's definitely what she said.

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